"Deserted Island sympathically decides to help give you a sense of intimacy. You have 3 choices 1: A flying fish hovers next to your ear and gently nibbles the lobe. 2. A palm tree bends over and gently caresses your back with its stalks. 3. A mist forms in front of your face and a breeze gently blows the mist on ...your lips feeling like a kiss. For me, 1. I dig flying fish and my ears are ultra sensitive."
Christopher R. Coppola @Facebook
Responded: "Can I use this in my fanfiction? I'll give you credit and royalties its so beautiful."
Mr. Coppola: " Sure, Ms. Liason, but what the heck is fanfiction?"